Rebellious Kids

Many parents today have problems with rebellious children. Children who break rules. Children who defy and will not listen no matter what.

They are labeled "rebellious" for a reason.

Control issues. Usually, trouble sparks when a child or teen feels like they don't fit the rules made for them. It just doesn't fit a man to be mama's big baby, and later on, he feels like he must leave the nest. I usually stand for listening to one's parents, but sometimes must side with the child:



Seriously speaking, children will break rules when they find more enjoyment breaking the rules than following them. This means that if your child has more time playing games while they are "not allowed" than they have time to play while "allowed," you'd better expect that they are going to take what's more for them.

There are ways to deal with this.

The first step parents should take should change the child for life. If your child goes through this:



when they break your rules, I can almost guarantee that they will suddenly act accordingly to the expectations.

In most situations, it's a battle over how much time the child spends outside the house, how much time the child spends on their cell phone, and how much time they spend NOT doing everything in life that is so important.

As a teenager, I can understand the struggle a teenager finds when he wants to go play soccer while there is a calculus textbook and a pair of parents in the house.

As a teenager, I propose the solution.

If you want your child to NOT be like THIS:



Teach them earlier on who's boss.
It takes a few moves. There's the five across the face:


The drop double karate dragon kick of ultimate doom (WARNING: THIS MOVE ONLY WORKS ON DISOBEDIENT CHILDREN THAT ARE STILL POCKET-SIZED):


and then, there are written legendary ways to ensure that children don't cross the line.

There is the dragon punch of ultimate dragon death:


the ear pull of ultimate uncomfort:


and then the supreme death stare of absolute rage and fury...this move works the most effectively, as tension is mostly mentally detected:





These moves are just as effective on children of larger sizes:



and, some are also just as effective in cars:






Bottom line, conflicts and child disobedience usually arise from seemingly unfitting rules. To make the better choice, it's always best to observe the situation and who really is causing the problem. Is it that the child is overstepping boundaries and placing themselves in apparent or potential danger, is it the parent that is overprotective and is making sure that the child is cut off from certain activities due to POSSIBLE happenings, or could there be the fact that the child is just too young.

Above all, I highly urge children to obey their parents to the best they can and discuss with their parents in a nice way about how they feel, and for parents to openly accept and think about things their children propose.