Types of days

There are different phases people go through in life.

People have the sad days:


The day when somebody messes with you on purpose days:


Happy days:


Marijuana Days:


And OMG, TIME TO TURN UP!!! days:



Although those aren't ALL of the types of days, you get the idea. People have times where they just feel a certain way. How does it work that you can just be sad for a certain amount of time, happy for a certain amount of time, or feel DOGE for a certain amount of time?







The last time I asked my doctor about how to live life in a more "balanced" manner(never as a medical professional about the word "balance"), it turned to a lot of THIS:






THIS!!






And THIS!





When my doctor started on how I need a balanced diet and balanced life, I thought it was totally fine because I just didn't have enough doge days in my life and that I need to have more happy days, but apparently, it's supposed mean that I need to CUT OUT my doge days, happy days, and turn up time so that I can only be left with sour and boring days....(and they spent 11 years of their life in school to tell me this )

This is why I am a self-diagnosed doctor. My doctor's theory is "life will totally become sweeter bro, only when you never taste the fun life except for a few times bro, then you'll- like- bro, just do as I say bro"

But then, I came up with a theory as to how you can live a more balanced and happy life:

First off, it can't be magic or sorcery so it must be a worldly thing. Second, it can't be anything related to science:
 

or else my doctor will go back to hormones, balance, and this:



It can't be money because a lot of rich people are sick and depressed. After sifting through all of the possibilities, I came up with a theory. (Warning: THIS THEORY WAS DEVELOPED WHILE I WAS EXHAUSTED AND DRUNK WITH SLEEP)

Clearly, it's all because of an invisible man in a green tuxedo. He has super powers and can control your day with a single slap. He walks around and based on however he feels, he decides to give you a taste of his invisible emotions.

Pretty much, you just pray that he's not angry when he's stopping by you....and unfortunately, he's almost ALWAYS angry:



It seems that whenever he's coming by me, he JUST lost his invisible job:




And then the REAL answer hit me like another slap in the face from an invisible green man:

Our emotions are controlled by what we do and how we think. Belief is everything. The key to true happiness is to just make yourself happy.

(This defeats the invisible green man theory by a mile, too)

So, how can people make themselves happy, then?
There are a few things that can help you take control of your days and have more OMG, TURN UP TIME!

Step 1.
Eat LOTS of ice cream and chocolates. These are proven to make you a happy person in general.



  

Step 2.
Play some video games!!!!!
Video games are the supreme form of happiness for all of those that are willing to play virtual soccer and basketball.

Step 3.
Forget stress. When the going gets tough, the tough get going....and they won't come back. To remain tough, you need to take a break from all of your stress. If you find that your major essay is due tonight and you're getting stressed, it wouldn't hurt to leave 30% of your English grade for some chill time. After all, what's the point of living if you're not living happy?



Imagine that you never have to deal with stress and always run away from it so that you never have to see its ugly face? This would probably (c'mon, we all know it'll COMPLETELY) increase your chance of having only happy days.

If all of these steps are incorporated into the lifestyle of everybody in the world, then EVERYTHING that people have to do would be fun. Even workplace environments would be less stressful. Imagine working at a place where your boss hits the whip on a table:






There's only one problem:

Stress and sadness will try to get back at you. Apparently, you can't have happy days FOREVER, and stress will always find a way to come and nip you right in the booty.

So, here are some quick tips on how to handle stress on a smaller scale, so that stress can't grow.

Tip #1.
Find an outlet. Whether you open up a journal and write, or scream into a pillow, or maybe even do push-ups or something, you should always have a stress outlet. (Gaming can also stress you btw. An outlet would be desirable)


Tip #2.
DO NOT be afraid of leaving a situation. If you find that you can't handle the heat, take a moment to chill out.


Tip #3.
Change your environments,frequently. People often find that they immerse themselves too much in a specific type of lifestyle, and that could lead to issues. Sometimes, it's too much time among friends and other people. Sometimes, it's too much time alone. Sometimes, it's too much time spending your days and free time working on those small mistakes you made on a simple math test and you get OCD about it.....


In any case, find some border between all of the different environments and this will give you some breathing room to come back to whatever you were dealing with before with a new outlook.


Tip #4.
(My personal favorite)

Drag around an ENORMOUS cooler box that's CHOCK loaded with ice cream and chocolates!!!!




If you follow these simple rules to the letter, you'll find that you'll be in control of all of the days you have and you'll be able to stay happy longer. You'll also get to eat a lot of ice cream.